HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
I hope Santa Paws brings you lots of presents!
(I nicked the snow globe from Harry’s bloggie ‘cos I knew he wouldn’t mind … seeing as it’s Christmas!)
If it wasn’t Christmas Eve, and I didn’t want to risk annoying Santa Paws (and not getting any presents as a consequence) I’d give Alfie a good whapping for messing wiv my tent … but since tonight’s the BIG night I’m gonna pretend I don’t mind … and save the whapping for next time …
Milo: Alfie … me being on best behaviour DOESN’T mean you can mess wiv my tent! OK?
Alfie: Snigger !!!!
Milo: Do you fink that Santa Paws will notice that little lapse in my behaviour at the end … where I chased you Alfie?
Alfie: He’ll notice you were norty alright! ….. and if I wait here I can be first to tell Santa Paws that you’ve been norty, when he comes down da chimney!
Milo: Alfie! Mom will be cross … how many times has she told you NOT TO SIT ON DA FIRE! Santa will notice you’ve been norty too!
Alfie: OK (Le sigh) when he gets here I’ll tell him we’ve both been norty …. BUT we are still nice!
Mom: Boys … I think Santa will cut you a bit of slack since it’s your very first Christmas … but you’d better both be good for the rest of the day … just in case … OK?
Milo & Alfie: Yes Mom (Le sigh x 2)
Santa Paws the poem!
You’d better not bark
You’d better not bite,
You’d better not scratch
The sofa tonight,
Santa Paws is coming to town……..
You’d better not growl,
You’d better just purr,
You’d better not howl
Or shed lotsa fur,
Santa Paws is coming to town…..
He sees you in the kitchen,
He sees your every try
At secretively snitchin’
The very last piece of pie…
You’d better just know
The greeting he sends,
He’s saying “Ho Ho”
To all his Best Friends,
Santa Paws is coming to town!
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